Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU AN INMATE? BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO RAPE YOU

ARE YOU AN INMATE? BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO RAPE YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

are you ham? because I love your sandwiches.

are you ham? because I love your sandwiches.  Pickup-Line Panda

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.  Pickup-Line Panda

oye guapa, crees en el AMOR a primera vista? o te tapan esas tetas tan grrrandes?

oye guapa, crees en el AMOR a primera vista? o te tapan esas tetas tan grrrandes?  Pickup-Line Panda

My name is Winnie the Pooh... And I've got a hundred acre wood.

My name is Winnie the Pooh... And I've got a hundred acre wood.  Pickup-Line Panda

I go deep In EVERY ass

I go deep In EVERY ass  Pickup-Line Panda

If you was a bogey i would pick you first ;) Caption 3 goes here

If you was a bogey i would pick you first ;) Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

I love my phone number, Can I have yours?

I love my phone number, Can I have yours?  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm an English major And i still cant find words to describe how fucking sexy you are

I'm an English major  And i still cant find words to describe how fucking sexy you are  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm not one for foreplay so just take your pants off.

I'm not one for foreplay so just take your pants off.  Pickup-Line Panda
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