Pickup-Line Panda

If she's old enough to Pee She's old enough for me!

If she's old enough to Pee She's old enough for me!  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice legs What time do they open? Caption 3 goes here

Nice legs What time do they open? Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

Shows you car keys. Do I turn you on?

Shows you car keys. Do I turn you on?  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm an astronaut with a mission to uranus

I'm an astronaut  with a mission to uranus   Pickup-Line Panda

But that empty bottle wasn't mine! gets community service anyways

But that empty bottle wasn't mine! gets community service anyways  Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK JUST DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda

ARE YOU 9/11? BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU

ARE YOU 9/11? BECAUSE I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a tactical grenade? Cuz you're stunning

Are you a tactical grenade? Cuz you're stunning   Pickup-Line Panda

WHY HELLO THERE I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MIKE HAWK

WHY HELLO THERE  I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MIKE HAWK  Pickup-Line Panda

FAT PENGIN... JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING TO BREAK THE ICE.

FAT PENGIN... JUST THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING TO BREAK THE ICE.  Pickup-Line Panda
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