Pickup-Line Panda

You're hot physically

You're hot physically  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you Jamaican? 'CUZ JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

Are you Jamaican? 'CUZ JAMAICAN ME CRAZY  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an angel? Cause i wanna fuck!

Are you an angel? Cause i wanna fuck!  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? You might be dumb enough to just blow me, then.

Do you wash your clothes with Windex? You might be dumb enough to just blow me, then.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'd stare into your eyes more, but I've never been a good swimmer.

I'd stare into your eyes more, but I've never been a good swimmer.  Pickup-Line Panda

Cause you're an asian, Judging by your car

Cause you're an asian, Judging by your car  Pickup-Line Panda

I am two inches... off the floor.

I am two inches... off the floor.   Pickup-Line Panda

You must be high in fiber When I saw you I shat my pants

You must be high in fiber When I saw you I shat my pants  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey I'm a fucking bear.

Hey I'm a fucking bear.  Pickup-Line Panda

Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Van Da Veldt?

Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Van Da Veldt?   Pickup-Line Panda
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