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Pickup-Line Panda

You must have farted... Cuz something stinks...I'm no good at this...

You must have farted... Cuz something stinks...I'm no good at this... Pickup-Line Panda
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When you don't know the next Salsa step Just listen to my body, it will tell you what to do next.

When you don't know the next Salsa step Just listen to my body, it will tell you what to do next. Pickup-Line Panda
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Will you be the captain... Of my semen?

Will you be the captain... Of my semen? Pickup-Line Panda
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You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames …And in case you didn’t know, that̵

You’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while engulfed in flames …And in case you didn’t know, that̵ Pickup-Line Panda
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I lost my vagina Can I have yours?

I lost my vagina Can I have yours? Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise cock.

Hey baby, are you a chicken farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise cock. Pickup-Line Panda
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The word of the day is "legs" Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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I may not be the best looking guy here But im sure im a hell of alot better then rachel tolololololol

I may not be the best looking guy here But im sure im a hell of alot better then rachel tolololololol Pickup-Line Panda
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GIRL, YOU'RE LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN I'D QUEUE ALL DAY TO RIDE YOU

GIRL, YOU'RE LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN I'D QUEUE ALL DAY TO RIDE YOU Pickup-Line Panda
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I JUST SHIT MY PANTS CAN I GET INTO YOURS?

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS CAN I GET INTO YOURS? Pickup-Line Panda
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