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Roses are red, violets are blue if you don't say yes, I'll just rape you

Roses are red, violets are blue if you don't say yes, I'll just rape you  Pickup-Line Panda

how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck

how much does a polar bear weigh? who cares lets fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could rearrange the alphabet... I would rape you.

If I could rearrange
the alphabet... I would rape you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you my backyard? Because I really feel like burying my bone in you.

Are you my backyard? Because I really feel like burying my bone in you.  Pickup-Line Panda

What fucks like a tiger and winks? ;)

What fucks like a tiger and winks?
 ;)  Pickup-Line Panda

Have you seen my keys? I left them by Dave's dick

Have you seen my keys? I left them by Dave's dick  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to hold you down while I rape you  Pickup-Line Panda

NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK?

NICE SHOES WANNA FUCK?  Pickup-Line Panda

How do you feel about wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen? Wanna BANG one?

How do you feel about wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tubemen? Wanna BANG one?   Pickup-Line Panda

My stocks are down second date and a handjob bad investment

My stocks are down second date and a handjob bad investment  Pickup-Line Panda
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