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Pickup-Line Panda

Im three months behind on my phone bill. Because what hole do you want me to put my fuzzy in.

Im three months behind on my phone bill. Because what hole do you want me to put my fuzzy in. Pickup-Line Panda
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Roses are red, violets are blue My manly strength will dominate you

Roses are red, violets are blue My manly strength will dominate you Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey, I haven't seen you all day! Maybe I can see you all night?

Hey, I haven't seen you all day! Maybe I can see you all night? Pickup-Line Panda
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You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

You must be a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you. Pickup-Line Panda
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If I said you had a beautiful booty... Would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful booty... Would you hold it against me? Pickup-Line Panda
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Your right leg is christmas and your left one is new years I wanna visit you on the 28th of december

Your right leg is christmas and your left one is new years I wanna visit you on the 28th of december Pickup-Line Panda
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Did you fall from heaven or out of a tree?

Did you fall from heaven or out of a tree? Pickup-Line Panda
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I've always been endangered But you just made me engorged

I've always been endangered But you just made me engorged Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you an angel? Because I'm gonna FUCK you to DEATH!!

Are you an angel? Because I'm gonna FUCK you to DEATH!! Pickup-Line Panda
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Is heaven missing an angel? Would they like to be?

Is heaven missing an angel? Would they like to be? Pickup-Line Panda
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