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I lost my phone number can I have your virginity?

I lost my phone number can I have your virginity?  Pickup-Line Panda

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How do you like your eggs? I just want to know what to make you for breakfast.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put my dick in your ass

If I could rearrange the alphabet i'd put my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

kjwbc I would "P" on "U"

kjwbc I would

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Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

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