Pickup-Line Panda

NICE SHOES LETS FUCK

NICE SHOES LETS FUCK  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey girl, Do you like jalapenos? BECAUSE I'm gonna be jalapeno your pussy

Hey girl, Do you like jalapenos? BECAUSE I'm gonna be jalapeno your pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

Excuse me, my dick just died Can I bury it in your ass?

Excuse me, my dick just died Can I bury it in your ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

My dick is like caffeine It'l keep you up all night

My dick is like caffeine It'l keep you up all night  Pickup-Line Panda

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick

You have pretty small tits for a fat chick  Pickup-Line Panda

"wanna get some pizza and fuck" "uh, no" "what you don't like pizza?"

You must have known how good you would look when you put that on. Because I can't stop thinking about how great you'll look when I take it off.

You must have known how good you would look when you put that on. Because I can't stop thinking about how great you'll look when I take it off.  Pickup-Line Panda

MY only freinds r a bottle and a tree stump Oh,why hello there

MY only freinds r a bottle and a tree stump  Oh,why hello there  Pickup-Line Panda

Paul y u no believe in panda??

Paul y u no believe in panda??  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, you must be a light switch coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch coz every time I see you, you turn me on!  Pickup-Line Panda
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