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Is your name, 'Today'? Because today is beautiful.

Is your name, 'Today'? Because today is beautiful.  Pickup-Line Panda

Franchement On va aller en Europe de l'Est non???

Franchement On va aller en Europe de l'Est non???  Pickup-Line Panda

Want to go out for a pizza and some sex? What you dont like pizza

Want to go out for a pizza and some sex? What you dont like pizza  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Can I buy you a drink? I promise you I'm waaaay more fuckable after a drink, or 6.

Hey Can I buy you a drink?  I promise you I'm waaaay more fuckable after a drink, or 6.   Pickup-Line Panda

Que te controlen el macbook pro con el control remoto sin que te des cuenta Pensar que es un virus, querer borrar itunes y llorar, y decidir ir al servicio tecnico

Que te controlen el macbook pro con el control remoto sin que te des cuenta Pensar que es un virus, querer borrar itunes y llorar, y decidir ir al servicio tecnico  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, can I show you some kung-fu? We just need a hotel room.

Hey, can I show you some kung-fu? We just need a hotel room.  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like to join me... for some passion and ecstasy?

Would you like to join me... for some passion and ecstasy?  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey girl, tell me who your gynecologist is so I can lick his fingers

Hey girl, tell me who your gynecologist is so I can lick his fingers  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like some raisins ? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some raisins ? No?  
How about a date ?  Pickup-Line Panda
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