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You want panda stream? Sorry too busy watching Emounicorn be better than me.

You want panda stream? Sorry too busy watching Emounicorn be better than me.  Pickup-Line Panda

If I told you that you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

If I told you that you had a hot body would you hold it against me?  Pickup-Line Panda

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everyone wants to find kony whos gunna save the pandas  Pickup-Line Panda

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Bear Grylls drinks my piss

 Bear Grylls drinks my piss  Pickup-Line Panda

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you know when you wake up with a bad taste in your mouth? that was me  Pickup-Line Panda

IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY would you hold my dick in your hand for a few minutes?

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Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?  Pickup-Line Panda

Baby, are you Joan of Arch? Cause you are ON FIRE!

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I think that I have HIV. You wanna be positive?

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