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Roses are red, violets are blue im dyslexic, heirnadfknrwgi

Roses are red, violets are blue im dyslexic, heirnadfknrwgi Pickup-Line Panda
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If I was in charge of the dictionary... I'd bang the shit out of you.

If I was in charge of the dictionary... I'd bang the shit out of you. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm a quarterback too.... Threesome?

I'm a quarterback too.... Threesome? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from denmark? Because I'd eat you like a danish

Are you from denmark? Because I'd eat you like a danish Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey did you piss your panties or are you just glad to see me?

Hey did you piss your panties or are you just glad to see me? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a warm cantalope? Because I want to fuck you.

Are you a warm cantalope? Because I want to fuck you. Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you have a band-aid? Because I want my dick in your vagina.

Do you have a band-aid? Because I want my dick in your vagina. Pickup-Line Panda
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz your face is busted.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz your face is busted. Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection.

Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection. Pickup-Line Panda
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Roses are red, violets are blue My van is soundproof and I have a gun

Roses are red, violets are blue My van is soundproof and I have a gun Pickup-Line Panda
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