Pickup-Line Panda

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them

Did you clean your pants with Windex?  I can practically see myself in them  Pickup-Line Panda

I find you extremely attractive and if you end up in my bed tonight i will be thoroughly enthused

I find you extremely attractive and if you end up in my bed tonight i will be thoroughly enthused  Pickup-Line Panda

the word of the day is legs lets go home and spread the word

the word of the day is legs lets go home and spread the word   Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU WANT AN AUSTRIAN KISS? IT'S LIKE A REGULAR KISS BUT DOWN UNDER!

DO YOU WANT AN AUSTRIAN KISS? IT'S LIKE A REGULAR KISS BUT DOWN UNDER!  Pickup-Line Panda

Lummy Lucero eso que, se come o se toma :?

Lummy Lucero eso que, se come o se toma :?  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your mom a fighter pilot Because when she had you she dropped a bomb

Is your mom a fighter pilot Because when she had you she dropped a bomb  Pickup-Line Panda

I hope you have pet insurance because I’m going to destroy that pussy

I hope you have pet insurance because I’m going to destroy that pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

You've attracted The most attractive person around

You've attracted The most attractive person around  Pickup-Line Panda

You've never had duck sausage? Duck down here and get you a taste.

You've never had duck sausage? Duck down here and get you a taste.  Pickup-Line Panda

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?

do you sleep on your stomach? can i?  Pickup-Line Panda
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