Pickup-Line Panda

Don't be racist! be a panda bear! I'm white, black, and asian

Don't be racist! be a panda bear! I'm white, black, and asian  Pickup-Line Panda

IF I WAS ON BATH SALTS I'D EAT YOUR FACE FIRST

IF I WAS ON BATH SALTS I'D EAT YOUR FACE FIRST  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Hey. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE OFFICER PROBLEM? I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE OFFICER PROBLEM? I SWEAR TO DRUNK IM NOT GOD!  Pickup-Line Panda

come one, we both know you're like the hindenburg sooner or later you're going down

come one, we both know you're like the hindenburg sooner or later you're going down  Pickup-Line Panda

Whats black and white and all over you? Me

Whats black and white and all over you? Me  Pickup-Line Panda

You have cancer? I have cancer too! Wanna fuck?

You have cancer? 
I have cancer too! Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

my dick just died can i bury it in your ass?

my dick just died can i bury it in your ass?  Pickup-Line Panda

You have a boyfriend? I have a math test tomrorow Oh, I thought we were talking about things you can cheat on

You have a boyfriend? I have a math test tomrorow Oh, I thought we were talking about things you can cheat on  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you happiness? Because I believe I have the right to pursue you.

Are you happiness? Because I believe I have the right to pursue you.  Pickup-Line Panda
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