Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar weigh? enough to give me an erection

How much does a polar weigh? enough to give me an erection  Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna play the rape game? No!?! That's the spirit!

Wanna play the rape game? No!?! That's the spirit!  Pickup-Line Panda

Tonight we're gonna make love, you wanna know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night we usually make love.

Tonight we're gonna make love, you wanna know how I know? Because it's Wednesday, and Wednesday is the night we usually make love.  Pickup-Line Panda

reg? yeeea

reg? yeeea  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were math problem I’d get a lot of asian friends

If you were math problem I’d get a lot of asian friends  Pickup-Line Panda

my father was a kodiak my mother was a whore

my father was a kodiak my mother was a whore  Pickup-Line Panda

I'VE SHIT MY PANTS, CAN I GET IN YOURS?

I'VE SHIT MY PANTS, CAN I GET IN YOURS?  Pickup-Line Panda

Asinine? Nah girl, dat ass a ten.

Asinine? Nah girl, dat ass a ten.  Pickup-Line Panda

I lost my phone number, can i have my way with you?

I lost my phone number, can i have my way with you?  Pickup-Line Panda

Baby you can flam my diddle any day.

Baby you can flam my diddle any day.    Pickup-Line Panda
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