Pickup-Line Panda

No grass on the field? then flip them over and play in the mud

No grass on the field? then flip them over and play in the mud  Pickup-Line Panda

How's about you come sit on my lap We can talk about the first thing that pops up

How's about you come 
sit on my lap We can talk about the first thing that pops up  Pickup-Line Panda

If i said you had a beautiful body would you have sex with me?

If i said you had a beautiful body would you have sex with me?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a grocery store because I'd like to purchase your melons

Are you a grocery store because I'd like to purchase your melons  Pickup-Line Panda

NICE SOCKS! Want to fuck?

NICE SOCKS! Want to fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Tennesse? Because you're the only ten I see. Bitch.

Are you from Tennesse? Because you're the only ten I see. Bitch.  Pickup-Line Panda

my penis is stuck in this tree stump can you help me jerk it out

my penis is stuck in this tree stump can you help me jerk it out  Pickup-Line Panda

Good job Zephyr That was oddly specific.

Good job Zephyr That was oddly specific.  Pickup-Line Panda

It's ok I like crabs.

It's ok I like crabs.  Pickup-Line Panda

Is their any weight on this bar, cause this doesn't feel like it's working out.... Let's break up.....

Is their any weight on this bar, cause this doesn't feel like it's working out.... Let's break up.....  Pickup-Line Panda
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