quickmeme: all your memes, gifs & funny pics in one place

view more »

Pickup-Line Panda

u kno u want it just open ur legs cusz I Wanna fuck you.

u kno u want it just open ur legs cusz I Wanna fuck you. Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

Hey sexy giiiiirrrllfriend!

Hey sexy giiiiirrrllfriend! Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

I heard you like romantic dinners for two So how would you like to go back to my place, light some candles and 69

I heard you like romantic dinners for two So how would you like to go back to my place, light some candles and 69 Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

Hey, nice shoes. wanna fuck?

Hey, nice shoes. wanna fuck? Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

You make me so hot inside when it's so cold outside That I feel the static in my pants

You make me so hot inside when it's so cold outside That I feel the static in my pants Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

you rev my heart like a douchebag at a red light

you rev my heart like a douchebag at a red light Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

how much does a polar bear weigh? LESS THAN MY HUGE PENIS

how much does a polar bear weigh? LESS THAN MY HUGE PENIS Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long.

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long. Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BUTCHER.

IF YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BLEED, YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BUTCHER. Pickup-Line Panda
add your own caption

115 shares

Like us for More!