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Pickup-Line Panda

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing, But I'm kinda hoping you're a slut. Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey, nice shoes. what i mean by that is, "Do you want to have meaningless sex?"

Hey, nice shoes. what i mean by that is,
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roses are red violets are blue lets fuck

roses are red violets are blue lets fuck Pickup-Line Panda
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I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you

I may not be the best looking guy here But im the only one talking to you Pickup-Line Panda
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DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OFF THAT CHAIR BECAUSE SUCK MY DICK

DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL OFF THAT CHAIR BECAUSE SUCK MY DICK Pickup-Line Panda
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Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled at the foot of my bed

Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled at the foot of my bed Pickup-Line Panda
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Girl, you are like a tent I'm gonna put a pole through you then pitch you

Girl, you are like a tent I'm gonna put a pole through you then pitch you Pickup-Line Panda
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After I get done fuckin this stump your ass is mine.

After I get done fuckin this stump your ass is mine. Pickup-Line Panda
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WERE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED? 'CAUSE YOUR ONE SPECIAL PERSON

WERE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED? 'CAUSE YOUR ONE SPECIAL PERSON Pickup-Line Panda
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Nice Shoes Wanna Fuck?

Nice Shoes Wanna Fuck? Pickup-Line Panda
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