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Pickup-Line Panda

i feel like goldilocks youre the porridge that was too hot, the chair that was too comfy, and i'd fuck you in all 3 beds

i feel like goldilocks youre the porridge that was too hot, the chair that was too comfy, and i'd fuck you in all 3 beds Pickup-Line Panda
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Is your dad a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

Is your dad a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock. Pickup-Line Panda
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Wanna go have dinner at the Y?

Wanna go have dinner at the Y? Pickup-Line Panda
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IF YOU SEE THAT HORNY PANDA AROUND DONT RUN. YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT

IF YOU SEE THAT HORNY PANDA AROUND DONT RUN. YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT Pickup-Line Panda
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are you irish? because my penis is dublin

are you irish? because my penis is dublin Pickup-Line Panda
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Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Annabeth Buckingham?

Blow me if I'm wrong... But is your name Eleanor Annabeth Buckingham? Pickup-Line Panda
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Want to play train? No? Wait, you didn't hear the -- dammit, nevermind.

Want to play train? No? Wait, you didn't hear the -- dammit, nevermind. Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you have down syndrome? because I have a BONER

Do you have down syndrome? because I have a BONER Pickup-Line Panda
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LAUANTAI PAKKO OTTAA

LAUANTAI PAKKO OTTAA Pickup-Line Panda
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Do you like beer? Because I need a blowjob.

Do you like beer? Because I need a blowjob. Pickup-Line Panda
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