Pickup-Line Panda

Use your discretion Always.

Use your discretion Always.  Pickup-Line Panda

If I was Winnie-the-Pooh Would you be my honey?

If I was  Winnie-the-Pooh Would you be my honey?  Pickup-Line Panda

baby you're like fast food I Want to take you out .... and eat you in my car

baby you're like fast food I Want to take you out
....
and eat you in my car   Pickup-Line Panda

If you weren't so fine i wouldn't hit you so god damn much.

If you weren't so fine i wouldn't hit you so god damn much.  Pickup-Line Panda

If you were homework I would do you

If you were homework I would do you  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you single Or should I get my gun

Are you single Or should I get my gun  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you understand English! Doesn't matter because I fuck in all languages!

Do you understand English! Doesn't matter because I fuck in all languages!  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, are you a tree? Because I'm a panda with a really huge boner

Hey, are you a tree? Because I'm a panda with a really huge boner  Pickup-Line Panda

Lump on your breast. Can I kiss it better?

Lump on your breast. Can I kiss it better?  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, did it hurt? When I fucked that sweet ass!

Hey, did it hurt? When I fucked that sweet ass!  Pickup-Line Panda
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