Pickup-Line Panda

I'M BLIND BUT I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SCOUTS!

I'M BLIND BUT I'M GONNA VOTE FOR THE SCOUTS!  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.  Pickup-Line Panda

This face leaves in 5 minutes Be on it

This face leaves in 5 minutes Be on it  Pickup-Line Panda

What's a nice guy like you cost for half an hour?

What's a nice guy like you cost for half an hour?  Pickup-Line Panda

If I was a squirrel could I bust a nut in your hole?

If I was a squirrel  could I bust a nut in your hole?  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue I suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Penny for your thoughts? How about a 100 to fuck?

Penny for your thoughts? How about a 100 to fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your favorite color red? Because I have a 13 inch penis

Is your favorite color red? Because I have a 13 inch penis  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you want to play the rape game?....NO! That's the spirit.

Do you want to play the rape game?....NO! That's the spirit.  Pickup-Line Panda
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