Pickup-Line Panda

To quote nietzsche: Your vag tastes like pears.

To quote nietzsche: Your vag tastes like pears.  Pickup-Line Panda

What's a euphonium? Go to Page's recital

What's a euphonium? Go to Page's recital  Pickup-Line Panda

i saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang how about a mustache ride instead?

i saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang how about a mustache ride instead?  Pickup-Line Panda

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd fuck you doggystyle

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd fuck you doggystyle  Pickup-Line Panda

SHINKUUUUUU BEASTIALITY

SHINKUUUUUU BEASTIALITY  Pickup-Line Panda

Whats Black and White and Lies A Panda on Weight Watchers

Whats Black and White and Lies A Panda on Weight Watchers   Pickup-Line Panda

IS YOUR NAME DUBSTEP BECAUSE I WANT TO WUB YOU

IS YOUR NAME DUBSTEP BECAUSE I WANT TO WUB YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

wanna make millions.. of babies?

wanna make millions.. of babies?
  Pickup-Line Panda

You Know why, Just you know why!

You Know why, Just you know why!  Pickup-Line Panda

What rhymes with poofie?

What rhymes with poofie?   Pickup-Line Panda
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