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I'm so frickin glad That I volunteered for the reception

I'm so frickin glad That I volunteered for the reception  Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a nice body... ...would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a nice body... ...would you hold it against me?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you by any chance specialize in breeding profesional fighting chickens? Cuz you sure know how to raise a hard cock!

Do you by any chance specialize in breeding profesional fighting chickens?  Cuz you sure know how to raise a hard cock!  Pickup-Line Panda

MY DICK DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?

MY DICK DIED CAN I BURY IT IN YOUR ASS?  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is Panda.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is Panda.   Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What?.. You don't like pizza?

Wanna get a pizza and fuck? What?.. You don't like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

Wow your wife material To bad i dont sew, so thats not going anywhere.. wanna fuck?

Wow your wife material To bad i dont sew, so thats not going anywhere.. wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

Just remember I run faster horny than you do scared

Just remember  I run faster horny than you do scared  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.  Pickup-Line Panda

You may not be the best lookin girl here but beauty is only a light switch away

You may not be the best lookin girl here but beauty is only a light switch away  Pickup-Line Panda
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