Pickup-Line Panda

HABEAS BOWLUS Do it for the Pandas

HABEAS BOWLUS Do it for the Pandas  Pickup-Line Panda

If a piece of paper meant sexy... then you'd be a forest!

If a piece of paper meant sexy... then you'd be a forest!  Pickup-Line Panda

I wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house i'll put some words in your mouth!

I wrote the dictionary on my cock last night if you come to my house i'll put some words in your mouth!  Pickup-Line Panda

I don't know much about pies But I know you'd make my banana creme

 I don't know much about pies But I know you'd make my banana creme  Pickup-Line Panda

IF WOMEN WERE BOOGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.

IF WOMEN WERE BOOGERS... I'D PICK YOU FIRST.  Pickup-Line Panda

What did 5 out of 6 of us enjoy last night? Gang Rape

What did 5 out of 6 of us enjoy last night? Gang Rape  Pickup-Line Panda

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I'd like to fill it with my cum

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I'd like to fill it with my cum  Pickup-Line Panda

I hear your looking for a stud I got the STD and now all I need is u

I hear your looking for a stud I got the STD and now all I need is u  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like to come back to my place to smoke blunts and mix drinks?

Would you like to come back to my place to smoke blunts and mix drinks?  Pickup-Line Panda

You wanna come back to my place to play FIFA?

You wanna come back to my place to play FIFA?  Pickup-Line Panda
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