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Hey, I'm a panda.... Um... Wanna have sex...?

Hey, I'm a panda....
Um... Wanna have sex...?  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey baby, Lets not turn this rape into a homicide

Hey baby, Lets not turn this rape into a homicide   Pickup-Line Panda

Are your legs tired? Good, you can't run away.

Are your legs tired? Good, you can't run away.  Pickup-Line Panda

I may not be the best looking guy here But i just want to say Happy Birthday in a special way

I may not be the best looking guy here But i just want to say Happy Birthday in a special way  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey girl You have nice marshmallows

Hey girl You have nice marshmallows  Pickup-Line Panda

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you Caption 3 goes here

What do Biochem and my penis have in common they are both hard for you Caption 3 goes here  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like peanut butter? Met too, Let's fuck.

Do you like peanut butter? Met too, Let's fuck.  Pickup-Line Panda

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Tuukka: ois pitany jaada sen kiltin slovakin kaa... mut tsekin perse kiinnosti enemma. vittu, miks oon tallanen  Pickup-Line Panda

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you dropped something my jaw  Pickup-Line Panda

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Baby if you were a president You would be Baberaham Lincoln  Pickup-Line Panda
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