Pickup-Line Panda

Nice legs. When do they open?

Nice legs. When do they open?  Pickup-Line Panda

Excuse me – I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you.

Excuse me – I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm fucking you.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue I think it's about time I violate you

roses are red 
violets are blue I think it's about time I violate you  Pickup-Line Panda

did it hurt when you fell? or are you limping because i made you try anal?

did it hurt when you fell? or are you limping because i made you try anal?  Pickup-Line Panda

Super Bowl... Fuck it, back to drinking

Super Bowl... Fuck it, back to drinking  Pickup-Line Panda

I HAVE A KNIFE AND A PENIS AND ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE INSIDE YOU TONIGHT

I HAVE A KNIFE AND A PENIS AND ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO BE INSIDE YOU TONIGHT  Pickup-Line Panda

I like coffee, I like tea I like you, I like me

I like coffee,
I like tea I like you,
I like me  Pickup-Line Panda

YEEEES! I'M INDEED A TALKING PANDA

YEEEES! I'M INDEED A TALKING PANDA  Pickup-Line Panda
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