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Pickup-Line Panda

I seem to have misplaced my orgasm Do you mind if I look for it in your pussy?

I seem to have misplaced my orgasm Do you mind if I look for it in your pussy? Pickup-Line Panda
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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey does this Rag Smell... like Chloroform?

Hey does this Rag Smell... like Chloroform? Pickup-Line Panda
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Is your name Medusa? Because you're making me hard.

Is your name Medusa? Because you're making me hard. Pickup-Line Panda
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My dick is dying can I bury it in your ass?

My dick is dying can I bury it in your ass? Pickup-Line Panda
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what the hell you ask? pandas frequently drink beer while resting on a deciduous stump which is not native to their homeland. derp.

what the hell you ask? pandas frequently drink beer while resting on a deciduous stump which is not native to their homeland. derp. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm a sad panda Can I sexually harrass you?

I'm a sad panda Can I sexually harrass you? Pickup-Line Panda
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Are your tired digits reflective? Or should I walk by again and fuck your shoes when you fell from heaven?

Are your tired digits reflective? Or should I walk by again and fuck your shoes when you fell from heaven? Pickup-Line Panda
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Never say no to panda He's drunk

Never say no to panda He's drunk Pickup-Line Panda
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What do your mouth and Fountain have in common? They both suck dick.

What do your mouth and Fountain have in common? They both suck dick. Pickup-Line Panda
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