Pickup-Line Panda

I'm so drunk... I could fuck a tree stump.

I'm so drunk... I could fuck a tree stump.  Pickup-Line Panda

U mad?

U mad?   Pickup-Line Panda

You remind me of a fridge I want to put my meat inside of you

You remind me of a fridge I want to put my meat inside of you  Pickup-Line Panda

How are my dick and organic chemistry similar? They're both hard for you

How are my dick and organic chemistry similar? They're both hard for you  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm drunk and horny Get to the bedroom bitch

I'm drunk and horny Get to the bedroom bitch  Pickup-Line Panda

If I wasn't drunk I'd fuck the dim sum out of you

If I wasn't drunk I'd fuck the dim sum out of you  Pickup-Line Panda

I'll be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu

I'll be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu  Pickup-Line Panda

I must be Uncle Sam Because I Want You!

I must be Uncle Sam Because I Want You!  Pickup-Line Panda

IS IT COLD OUT HERE? OR AM I GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT?

IS IT COLD OUT HERE? OR AM I GONNA STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT?  Pickup-Line Panda

THOSE PANTS ARE VERY BECOMING ON YOU BUT THEN AGAIN IF I WERE ON YOU, I'D BE COMING TOO

THOSE PANTS ARE VERY BECOMING ON YOU BUT THEN AGAIN IF I WERE ON YOU, I'D BE COMING TOO  Pickup-Line Panda
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