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sick panda doesn't like tonsils

sick panda  doesn't like tonsils  Pickup-Line Panda

Girl, you must be tired... But I hope you're not cause I could really use a blowjob.

Girl, you must be tired... But I hope you're not cause 
I could really use a blowjob.  Pickup-Line Panda

how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized

how do you like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized   Pickup-Line Panda

The CIA wants to steal my penis may I hide it inside you?

The CIA wants to steal my penis may I hide it inside you?  Pickup-Line Panda

NO WAR! MAKE LOVE!

NO WAR! MAKE LOVE!  Pickup-Line Panda

"I just ordered a pizza, you want to go back to my room and fuck?" "What...no" "Whats wrong?" "You don't like pizza?"

Just call me "baby" Because I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months

Just call me

Hey Girl, what are you giving up for lent? Because you should be giving up Dat Ass

Hey Girl, what are you giving up for lent? Because you should be giving up Dat Ass  Pickup-Line Panda

What has 32 teeth and holds back superman? My zipper

What has 32 teeth and holds back superman? My zipper  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU'RE SO SWEET I got diabetes just looking at you

YOU'RE SO SWEET I got diabetes just looking at you  Pickup-Line Panda
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