Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like some raisins ? No? How about a date ?

Would you like some raisins ? No?  
How about a date ?  Pickup-Line Panda

Happy Birthday! Catch up with some beers soon!

Happy Birthday! Catch up with some beers soon!  Pickup-Line Panda

If i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put my dick in your ass

If i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put my dick in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

You know why we're having sex tonight? Cause I'm stronger than you

You know why we're having sex tonight? Cause I'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey are your parents assholes? Cuz you are the shit.

Hey are your parents assholes?
 Cuz you are the shit.  Pickup-Line Panda

So, what are you doing tonight? besides me ;)

So, what are you doing tonight? besides me ;)  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY SINCE I LIFTED YOUR SPIRITS HOW ABOUT LIFTING YOUR SHIRT

HEY SINCE I LIFTED YOUR SPIRITS  HOW ABOUT LIFTING YOUR SHIRT   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like cock? Because I have one.

Do you like cock? Because I have one.  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?? Because you look magically delicious

Hey, Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?? Because you look magically delicious  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm sexy and I know it. Bitch.

I'm sexy and I know it. Bitch.  Pickup-Line Panda
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