Pickup-Line Panda

HEY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU? JUST KIDDING, IM ADAM NICE TO MEET YOU

HEY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU? JUST KIDDING, IM ADAM NICE TO MEET YOU  Pickup-Line Panda

SO THIS BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR, ORDERS A BEER AND THE BARTENDER SAYS; GO OUTSIDE AND DRINK THIS BY YOURSELF ON A STUMP.

SO THIS BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR, ORDERS A BEER AND THE BARTENDER SAYS; GO OUTSIDE AND DRINK THIS BY YOURSELF ON A STUMP.  Pickup-Line Panda

An bhfuil tu go maith? Mar a ta tu ag feachaint go maith.

An bhfuil tu go maith? Mar a ta tu ag feachaint go maith.  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm a panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice. 
Hi, I'm a panda  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?  Pickup-Line Panda

What do peanut butter and I have in common? We are both hard to swallow

What do peanut butter and I have in common?  We are both hard to swallow   Pickup-Line Panda

Panda Beer Panda Fail

Panda Beer Panda Fail  Pickup-Line Panda

Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!

Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb!  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey bitch your pussy is fucking nasty just eat that shit, panda no, no, I don't think you heard me your pussy grew arms and it's making itself tea

Hey bitch your pussy is fucking nasty just eat that shit, panda no, no, I don't think you heard me your pussy grew arms and it's making itself tea  Pickup-Line Panda

You touched my heart. Can I touch your boobs.

You touched my heart. Can I touch your boobs.  Pickup-Line Panda
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