Pickup-Line Panda

There's a party in my pants and you're invited!

There's a party in my pants and you're invited!  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU MUST BE MEDUSA BECAUSE YOUR MAKING ME HARD

YOU MUST BE MEDUSA  BECAUSE YOUR MAKING ME HARD  Pickup-Line Panda

don't worry i won't rape you unless you say no, in which case my hands are tied. as will be yours.

don't worry i won't rape you unless you say no, in which case my hands are tied. as will be yours.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm hungry You should let me eat your vagina

I'm hungry You should let me eat your vagina  Pickup-Line Panda

sees a dead tree, litter, and an endangered species thinks about sex

sees a dead tree, litter, and an endangered species thinks about sex   Pickup-Line Panda

Why did you stop writing poetry?

Why did you stop writing poetry?  Pickup-Line Panda

Mom says life is like a deck of cards You're my queen of hearts

Mom says life is like a deck of cards You're my queen of hearts  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue I want to put, my penis in you

Roses are red, Violets are blue I want to put, my penis in you  Pickup-Line Panda

You are a fine specimen it wouldn't be beastality with you.

You are a fine specimen it wouldn't be beastality with you.  Pickup-Line Panda

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAM AND MARMALADE? I CAN'T MARMALADE MY DICK IN YOUR ASS

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAM AND MARMALADE? I CAN'T MARMALADE MY DICK IN YOUR ASS  Pickup-Line Panda
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