Pickup-Line Panda

So Your left leg is Christmas your right leg is Thanksgiving Can I visit you between the holidays ?

So Your left leg is Christmas your right leg is Thanksgiving  Can I visit you between the holidays ? 
  Pickup-Line Panda

Do You Have A Pen? Cause I Want your Number

Do You Have A Pen? Cause I Want your Number  Pickup-Line Panda

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine any time of day.

You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine any time of day.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red, violets are blue bitches love poems, LET'S FUCK.

roses are red, violets are blue
bitches love poems, LET'S FUCK.  Pickup-Line Panda

If I was a squirrel and you were a tree could i bust a nut in your hole?

If I was a squirrel  and you were a tree could i bust a nut in your hole?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? ; )

Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? ; )  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm not saying this to impress you, but I am Batman

I'm not saying this to impress you, but I am Batman  Pickup-Line Panda

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING CAUSE IT'D LOOK EVEN BETTER CRUMPLED UP ON MY FLOOR IN THE MORNING

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING CAUSE IT'D LOOK EVEN BETTER CRUMPLED UP ON MY FLOOR IN THE MORNING  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from Tokyo? Cause I wanna get in Japanties

Are you from Tokyo? Cause I wanna get in Japanties  Pickup-Line Panda

hows about a minivan? 2 in the front 5 in the back

hows about a minivan? 2 in the front 5 in the back  Pickup-Line Panda
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