Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long

Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long  Pickup-Line Panda

"Hey, were you in my Psych101 class?" Never took Psych101

I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes!

I don't need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes!  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey Angel You Duh Sexy!

Hey Angel You Duh Sexy!  Pickup-Line Panda

WOW! ARE THOSE REAL?

WOW! ARE THOSE REAL?  Pickup-Line Panda

Poem time, Your eyes glow with a beautiful purple shit, nothing rhymes with purple...lets fuck

Poem time, Your eyes glow with a beautiful purple shit, nothing rhymes with purple...lets fuck  Pickup-Line Panda

Sore throat? I've got just the thing

Sore throat? I've got just the thing  Pickup-Line Panda

that dress is very becoming on you Id like to be coming on you too

that dress is very becoming on you Id like to be coming on you too  Pickup-Line Panda

How much does a polar bear weigh? Who cares wanna fuck?

How much does a polar bear weigh? Who cares wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because have sex with me

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because have sex with me   Pickup-Line Panda
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