Pickup-Line Panda

just so you know i drink my own piss

just so you know i drink my own piss  Pickup-Line Panda

Dave, do your balls hang low? Can I rub them with my feet?

Dave, do your balls hang low? Can I rub them with my feet?  Pickup-Line Panda

Your ass is like an onion it makes me want to cry

Your ass is like an onion  it makes me want to cry  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey, do you wanna 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.

Hey, do you wanna 68? You do me and I'll owe you one.   Pickup-Line Panda

Do you want to have sex with me Thats sick, Im a panda

Do you want to have sex with me Thats sick, Im a panda  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you an illegal parking spot? Cuz I might regret getting inside you later on

Are you an illegal parking spot?  Cuz I might regret getting inside you later on  Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna play carpenter? You get hammered and I nail you

Wanna play carpenter? You get hammered and I nail you  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU LIKE BAMBOO? CAUSE I COULD STALK YOU ALL DAY

DO YOU LIKE BAMBOO? CAUSE I COULD STALK YOU ALL DAY  Pickup-Line Panda

MAY I OFFER YOU A PLACE TO SIT? HOW ABOUT MY FACE

MAY I OFFER YOU A PLACE TO SIT? HOW ABOUT MY FACE  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? Just bang me already.

Did you fall from heaven? Just bang me already.  Pickup-Line Panda
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