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Pickup-Line Panda

BABY, ARE YOU HIGH IN SATURATED FATS? BECAUSE WHEN I AM NEAR YOU, MY HEART STOPS

BABY, ARE YOU HIGH IN SATURATED FATS? BECAUSE WHEN I AM NEAR YOU, MY HEART STOPS Pickup-Line Panda
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IF I FLIP THIS COIN WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD?

IF I FLIP THIS COIN WHAT ARE MY CHANCES OF GETTING HEAD? Pickup-Line Panda
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I like your shoes wanna fuck?

I like your shoes wanna fuck? Pickup-Line Panda
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How many polar bears does it take to break the ice? Just one.

How many polar bears does it take to break the ice? Just one. Pickup-Line Panda
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I'm dressed like an oreo cookie because I want to fill your mouth with creme

I'm dressed like an oreo cookie because I want to fill your mouth with creme Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey Angel You duh Sexy!

Hey Angel You duh Sexy! Pickup-Line Panda
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You're like a championship bass I don't know if i should mount you or eat you!

You're like a championship bass I don't know if i should mount you or eat you! Pickup-Line Panda
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NICE SHOES... WANNA FUCK?

NICE SHOES... WANNA FUCK? Pickup-Line Panda
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You're like my pinky toe Small, cute, and I will bang you on the coffee table later

You're like my pinky toe Small, cute, and I will bang you on the coffee table later Pickup-Line Panda
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The word for today is legs.. Lets go back to my place and spread the word

The word for today is legs.. Lets go back to my place and spread the word Pickup-Line Panda
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