Pickup-Line Panda

Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass

Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight So you might as well be there.

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight So you might as well be there.  Pickup-Line Panda

Your 15? I'm 22.

Your 15? I'm 22.  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU MUST HAVE ASTRONAUT PANTS BECAUSE YOU JUST DRANK A ROOFIE

YOU MUST HAVE ASTRONAUT PANTS BECAUSE YOU JUST DRANK A ROOFIE  Pickup-Line Panda

What do you call drunk panda? Just laugh they'llbe extinct soon.

What do you call drunk panda? Just laugh they'llbe extinct soon.  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you a thief? Because I wanna bang you and your sister

Are you a thief? Because I wanna bang you and your sister  Pickup-Line Panda

you know how we're having sex tonight i'm stronger than you

you know how we're having sex tonight i'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna Try An Australian Kiss? Its Like A French Kiss But Down Under

Wanna Try An Australian Kiss? Its Like A French Kiss But Down Under  Pickup-Line Panda

LEAN BACK IN CHAIR HAVE HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU ALMOST FALL

LEAN BACK IN CHAIR HAVE  HEART ATTACK WHEN YOU ALMOST FALL  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like to dance? Yeah? Then fuck off and dance so I can try fuck your friend!

Do you like to dance? Yeah? Then fuck off and dance so I can try fuck your friend!  Pickup-Line Panda
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