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Are your legs tired? You can rest them on my shoulders.

Are your legs tired? You can rest them on my shoulders.  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like yoga? Cause I could downward dog you all night

Do you like yoga? Cause I could downward dog you all night  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm no dog But i'd still lick your pussy

I'm no dog  But i'd still lick your pussy  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!

Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!  Pickup-Line Panda

Heaven must be missing an angel. Don't worry, I'm going to send you back right now.

Heaven must be missing an angel. Don't worry, I'm going to send you back right now.  Pickup-Line Panda

Heaven must be missing... A CONDOM

Heaven must be missing... A CONDOM  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, lemons are sour, Open your legs, And give me an hour.

Roses are red,
lemons are sour, Open your legs,
And give me an hour.  Pickup-Line Panda

Show me your clitoris. Please.

Show me your clitoris. Please.  Pickup-Line Panda

Either you give me butterflies or i have explosive diarrhea

Either you give me butterflies or i have explosive diarrhea  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you Jamaican? Cuz jamaican me want to pee on your face

Are you Jamaican? Cuz jamaican me want to pee on your face  Pickup-Line Panda
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