Pickup-Line Panda

do you shower in a grave yard? because you smell dead sexy!

do you shower in a grave yard? because you smell dead sexy!  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M NOT JESUS BUT I'll SHOW YOU MY RES-ERECTION

I'M NOT JESUS BUT I'll SHOW YOU MY RES-ERECTION  Pickup-Line Panda

Are u Jamaican? Cuz I'd fuck u

Are u Jamaican? Cuz I'd fuck u  Pickup-Line Panda

MY FACE MAY BE WHITE BUT MY DICK IS BLACK

MY FACE MAY BE WHITE BUT MY DICK IS BLACK  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are tits Violets are tits I love tits Tits

Roses are tits
Violets are tits I love tits
Tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey girl, you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin

Hey girl, you from Ireland? Cause my penis is Dublin  Pickup-Line Panda

I CAN HELP YOU STUDY ANATOMY AND REPRODUCTION

I CAN HELP YOU STUDY ANATOMY AND REPRODUCTION  Pickup-Line Panda

Baby, you're like a TI-89 I just want to put my natural log in you.

Baby, you're like a TI-89 I just want to put my natural log in you.  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU WORK AT SUBWAY? OK GOOD, I'LL TAKE A BLT ON WHEAT PLEASE

DO YOU WORK AT SUBWAY? OK GOOD, I'LL TAKE A BLT ON WHEAT PLEASE  Pickup-Line Panda

you must be from mario world cause those mushrooms are definitely making me bigger

you must be from mario world cause those mushrooms are definitely making me bigger  Pickup-Line Panda
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