Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red Facebook is blue no mutual friends who the fuck are you

roses are red 
Facebook is blue no mutual friends
who the fuck are you  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you work at subway? Cuz you make me a foot long

Do you work at subway? Cuz you make me a foot long  Pickup-Line Panda

GIRL, you shouldnt take any POIs BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE My member STAND

GIRL, you shouldnt take any POIs BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW TO MAKE My member STAND  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hard so am i

roses are red,
violets are blue,
 poems are hard so am i  Pickup-Line Panda

BABY, I'D KISS YOU PASSIONATELY ON THE LIPS AND THEN I'D MOVE UP TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON

BABY, I'D KISS YOU PASSIONATELY ON THE LIPS AND THEN I'D MOVE UP TO YOUR BELLY BUTTON  Pickup-Line Panda

Fuck me if I'm wrong Have we met before?

Fuck me if I'm wrong Have we met before?  Pickup-Line Panda

*Rubs Own Nose* I'm just clearing a place for you to sit

*Rubs Own Nose* I'm just clearing a place for you to sit  Pickup-Line Panda

want to get pizza & hav sex? What, ya don't like pizza?

want to get pizza                      & hav sex?  What, ya don't like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised or unfertilised?

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised or unfertilised?  Pickup-Line Panda
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