Pickup-Line Panda

Want to know how I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you

Want to know how I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

What do math and my penis have in common? They are both hard for you.

What do math and my penis have in common? They are both hard for you.  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you come here often? Bend over

Do you come here often? Bend over  Pickup-Line Panda

Hands her a sugar packet "You dropped your Name Tag"

Hands her a
sugar packet

I put the STD in stud Now all I need is U

I put the STD in stud Now all I need is U  Pickup-Line Panda

YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT FUCKING... CUNT

YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT FUCKING... CUNT  Pickup-Line Panda

WANNA KNOW WHAT WINKS, AND FUCKS LIKE A RABBIT? *WINKS*

WANNA KNOW WHAT WINKS, AND FUCKS LIKE A RABBIT? *WINKS*  Pickup-Line Panda

HEY GIRL IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOUR HAVE EVERY THING IM LOKING FOR

HEY GIRL IS YOUR NAME GOOGLE? BECAUSE YOUR HAVE EVERY THING IM LOKING FOR   Pickup-Line Panda

Life is Short You are Hot

Life is Short You are Hot  Pickup-Line Panda

My penis isn't fully erected yet But it's hard enough to break the ice.

My penis isn't fully erected yet But it's hard enough to break the ice.  Pickup-Line Panda
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