Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? Because I have an erection.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I have an erection.  Pickup-Line Panda

r u from tennesee because your tits r huge

r u from tennesee because your tits r huge  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm rearranging the alphabet after I cum all over your face

I'm rearranging the alphabet after I cum all over your face  Pickup-Line Panda

If you play your cards right Maybe one day you'll abort my baby.

If you play your cards right  Maybe one day you'll abort my baby.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'M NOT TOO PICKY, I ASK FOR ONLY ONE THING IN A GIRL MY PENIS

I'M NOT TOO PICKY, I ASK FOR ONLY ONE THING IN A GIRL MY PENIS  Pickup-Line Panda

My dick is soooo big It stretches from a-z on the keyboard

My dick is soooo big It stretches from a-z on the keyboard  Pickup-Line Panda

Your teeth are like stars yellow and far apart

Your teeth are like stars yellow and far apart  Pickup-Line Panda

Excuse me you dropped something my jaw!

Excuse me you dropped something my jaw!  Pickup-Line Panda

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE YOUR CRUTCHES ARE SEXY AS FUCK

DID YOU FALL FROM HEAVEN? BECAUSE YOUR CRUTCHES ARE SEXY AS FUCK  Pickup-Line Panda

your so hot your the cause of global warming

your so hot your the cause of global warming  Pickup-Line Panda
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