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Pickup-Line Panda

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your ass.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick into your ass. Pickup-Line Panda
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BABY, IS THAT A PHONE IN YOUR BACK POCKET? BECAUSE DAT ASS IS CALLING ME

BABY, IS THAT A PHONE IN YOUR BACK POCKET? BECAUSE DAT ASS IS CALLING ME Pickup-Line Panda
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HEY BABY, WERE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED? BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE SPECIAL

HEY BABY, WERE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED? BECAUSE YOU SURE ARE SPECIAL Pickup-Line Panda
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ARE YOU A STUBBED TOE? 'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO BANG YOU ON MY TABLE

ARE YOU A STUBBED TOE? 'CAUSE I'D LIKE TO BANG YOU ON MY TABLE Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you from Tennessee? You smell like it.

Are you from Tennessee? You smell like it. Pickup-Line Panda
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DRUNK PANDA SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE!!!...NOW BRING ME A FRESH BEER

DRUNK PANDA SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE!!!...NOW BRING ME A FRESH BEER Pickup-Line Panda
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AYY GIRL R U A BEAVER? CUZ DAM

AYY GIRL R U A BEAVER? CUZ DAM Pickup-Line Panda
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Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money?

Can I buy you a drink? Or do you just want the money? Pickup-Line Panda
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why do they call me 5 beer ak

why do they call me 5 beer ak Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a parking ticket? Because I think I need to pay you

Are you a parking ticket? Because I think I need to pay you Pickup-Line Panda
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