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Let's do math 1. add a bed. 2. subtract your clothes. 3. divide your legs and MULTIPLY.

Let's do math 1. add a bed.
2. subtract your clothes.
3. divide your legs 
and MULTIPLY.  Pickup-Line Panda

ON EST BIEN ! Allez viens...

ON EST BIEN ! Allez viens...  Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red violets are blue i have a knife get in the van

Roses are red
violets are blue i have a knife
get in the van  Pickup-Line Panda

Did it hurt?... When you got those big fake titties?

Did it hurt?... When you got those big fake titties?  Pickup-Line Panda

Hey I lost my teddy bear Can I sleep with you instead?

Hey I lost my teddy bear Can I sleep with you instead?   Pickup-Line Panda

Does this napkin Smell like chloroform?

Does this napkin Smell like chloroform?  Pickup-Line Panda

I hope your insurance pays well Because you made a huge bump in my pants

I hope your insurance pays well Because you made a huge bump in my pants  Pickup-Line Panda

When is the spring game?

When is  the spring game?  Pickup-Line Panda

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HAVE SEX WITH ME

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HAVE SEX WITH ME  Pickup-Line Panda

IF YOU WERE A SHIN, I'D BANG YOU ON MY COFFEE TABLE

IF YOU WERE A SHIN, I'D BANG YOU ON MY COFFEE TABLE  Pickup-Line Panda
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