Pickup-Line Panda

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass  Pickup-Line Panda

Well? It doesn't suck itself

Well? It doesn't suck itself  Pickup-Line Panda

Don't really know what you're into... ...but i'm black, white, AND asian

Don't really know what you're into...  ...but i'm black, white, AND asian  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you hear a dial tone? Cause dem titties are off the hook.

Do you hear a dial tone? Cause dem titties are off the hook.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue After the sex I would love some bamboo

roses are red 
violets are blue After the sex
 I would love some bamboo  Pickup-Line Panda

I would call Pangu and tell him he's missing a cleric But I'm kinda hoping you're a Vent Slut

I would call Pangu and tell him he's missing a cleric But I'm kinda hoping you're a Vent Slut  Pickup-Line Panda

Wanna know what the definition of fickle is? college girl affections

Wanna know what the definition of fickle is? college girl affections  Pickup-Line Panda

YOLO

 YOLO  Pickup-Line Panda

BREAST PICK UP LINE Get on your knees and smile like a donut.

BREAST PICK UP LINE Get on your knees and smile like a donut.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red 
violets are blue i suck at poetry
show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda
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