Pickup-Line Panda

Do you like dragons? cause in a few minutes ill be draggin my balls across your face

Do you like dragons?
 cause in a few minutes ill be draggin my balls across your face  Pickup-Line Panda

IS YOUR ASS A GRAVEYARD? CAUSE I WANNA BURY MY DICK IN IT.

IS YOUR ASS A GRAVEYARD? CAUSE I WANNA BURY MY DICK IN IT.  Pickup-Line Panda

Nice Shoes Wanna fuck?

Nice Shoes Wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

I, uh... ...I just sharted.

I, uh... ...I just sharted.  Pickup-Line Panda

Obesity is considered an epidemic but you look healthy to me

Obesity is considered an epidemic but you look healthy to me  Pickup-Line Panda

DO YOU LIKE ASTRONOMY? CAUSE I'M GONNA DESTROY URANUS

DO YOU LIKE ASTRONOMY? CAUSE I'M GONNA DESTROY URANUS  Pickup-Line Panda

girl, are you a ghost chili? because you are the hottest thing I've ever seen

girl, are you a ghost chili? because you are the hottest thing I've ever seen  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you wanna dance? The funny thing about the dancefloor is that it's located on my cock...

Do you wanna dance? The funny thing about the dancefloor is that it's located on my cock...  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm a dentist Breathe the gas so we can get you out of those pants

I'm a dentist Breathe the gas so we can get you out of those pants  Pickup-Line Panda

My apartment smells of rich mahogany you should take off all your clothes

My apartment smells of rich mahogany   you should take off all your clothes  Pickup-Line Panda
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