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Do you have a map? Because I just got lost In your tits

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost In your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like to go back to my place? I'm not the kind of girl that dates fat guys... Girl? WTF really? I'm not the kind of guy that dates girls.

Would you like to go back to my place? I'm not the kind of girl that dates fat guys... Girl? WTF really? I'm not the kind of guy that dates girls.   Pickup-Line Panda

Hey how much does a polar bear weight? I don't know I'm a panda, want to have sex?

Hey how much does a polar bear weight? I don't know I'm a panda, want to have sex?  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I sure can see myself in them.

Did you wash your pants in Windex? Cause I sure can see myself in them.  Pickup-Line Panda

Those pants look very becoming on you OF COURSE IF I WERE ON YOU I'D BE CUMMING TOO

Those pants look very becoming on you OF COURSE IF I WERE ON YOU I'D BE CUMMING TOO  Pickup-Line Panda

nice shoes wanna fuck?

nice shoes wanna fuck?  Pickup-Line Panda

I don't want to live in a zoo Fuck you GY222

I don't want to live in a zoo Fuck you GY222  Pickup-Line Panda

financial accounting for tourism majors.. ...wtf?

financial accounting for tourism majors.. ...wtf?  Pickup-Line Panda

say no to tuna eat a panda

say no to tuna eat a panda  Pickup-Line Panda

Those boobs look heavy May I hold them for u

Those boobs look heavy May I hold them for u  Pickup-Line Panda
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