Pickup-Line Panda

Do you clean your pants with windex Because i can really see myself in them

Do you clean your pants with windex Because i can really see myself in them  Pickup-Line Panda

If I said you had a great body would you suck my dick?

If I said you had a great body would you suck my dick?  Pickup-Line Panda

S'up ladies Do you like bonerz?

S'up ladies Do you like bonerz?  Pickup-Line Panda

Pardon me miss, can I smell your pussy? "NO" Must be your feet then

Pardon me miss, can I smell your pussy?

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken

I'll have the chicken breast Hold the chicken  Pickup-Line Panda

Is it 1991 all over again? Cuz you're a winner with those Twins

Is it 1991 all over again? Cuz you're a winner with those Twins  Pickup-Line Panda

Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.

Did your father have sex with a carrot?  Cause you've got nice eyes.  Pickup-Line Panda

I wish I was your home work I'd be hard and you would do me on the table

I wish I was your home work I'd be hard and you would do me on the table  Pickup-Line Panda

There will only be 7 planets after i destroy uranus

There will only be 7 planets after i destroy uranus  Pickup-Line Panda

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I'm gunna fuck the shit out of you

Did you fall from heaven? Cuz I'm gunna fuck the shit out of you  Pickup-Line Panda
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