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GIRL, ARE YOU A WATCH SMITH? BECAUSE YOU MADE ME GO FROM SIX TO MIDNIGHT!

GIRL, ARE YOU A WATCH SMITH? BECAUSE YOU MADE ME GO FROM SIX TO MIDNIGHT!  Pickup-Line Panda

Want to know why we're going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you

Want to know why we're going to have sex tonight? Because I'm stronger than you  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm like a Rubiks Cube The longer you play with me, the harder I get

I'm like a Rubiks Cube The longer you play with me,
the harder I get  Pickup-Line Panda

HEHE, YOU MAKE ME BLUSH LIKE A TAMATAAR

HEHE, YOU MAKE ME BLUSH LIKE A TAMATAAR   Pickup-Line Panda

You must have 11 protons... 'Cuz you are sodium fine.

You must have 11 protons... 'Cuz you are sodium fine.  Pickup-Line Panda

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits  Pickup-Line Panda

if you were homework i'd do you all over my desk

if you were homework i'd do you all over my desk  Pickup-Line Panda

Are you from ireland? Cuz every time i see you my penis is Doublin'

Are you from 
ireland? Cuz every time i see you
my penis is Doublin'  Pickup-Line Panda

Do your parents work at Hardees Because you're body is shaped like a thick burger

Do your parents work at Hardees Because you're body is shaped like a thick burger  Pickup-Line Panda

Your body is a wonderland Can I be Alice?

Your body is a wonderland Can I be Alice?  Pickup-Line Panda
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