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Pickup-Line Panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, Get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, Get in the van Pickup-Line Panda
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good morning how do you like your eggs? FERTILIZED!!!!!

good morning how do you like your eggs? FERTILIZED!!!!! Pickup-Line Panda
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You remind me of my pinky toe Cause I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table.

You remind me of my pinky toe Cause I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table. Pickup-Line Panda
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once you go black and white nothing else feels quite so right

once you go black and white nothing else feels quite so right Pickup-Line Panda
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Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

Hey, does this smell like chloroform? Pickup-Line Panda
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Someone's gonna get something tonight without due process...

Someone's gonna get something tonight without due process... Pickup-Line Panda
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I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips then move up to your belly button.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips then move up to your belly button. Pickup-Line Panda
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If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas.... Nice shoes wanna, fuck?

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas.... Nice shoes wanna, fuck? Pickup-Line Panda
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my d-i-c-k in your a-s-s

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my d-i-c-k in your a-s-s Pickup-Line Panda
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Are you a beaver? Cuz, Dam

Are you a beaver? Cuz, Dam Pickup-Line Panda
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