Pickup-Line Panda

Barney is a Dinosaur of my Imagination ...He touched me

Barney is a Dinosaur of my Imagination ...He touched me  Pickup-Line Panda

Your a vegetarian? Lemme toss a salad for you

Your a vegetarian? Lemme toss a salad for you  Pickup-Line Panda

Want to grab a pizza and fuck? No? What- do you not like pizza?

Want to grab a pizza and fuck? No? What- do you not like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

Do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're "the one"

Do you mind if i call you neo? because i think you're

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Bend over bitch, cuz you're getting fisted

Roses are red,
Violets are twisted, Bend over bitch,
cuz you're getting fisted  Pickup-Line Panda

Is your father a thief? Because you look like you're descended from criminals.

Is your father a thief? Because you look like you're descended from criminals.  Pickup-Line Panda

I'm doing a survey Q1.where do you live?Q2.whats your phone number?Q3. Are you available on Saturday ?

I'm doing a survey Q1.where do you live?Q2.whats your phone number?Q3. Are you available on Saturday ?  Pickup-Line Panda

My futon pulls out I don't

My futon pulls out I don't  Pickup-Line Panda

Would you like to go get some pizza and sex later??? What??? You don't like pizza?

Would you like to go get some pizza and sex later??? What??? You don't like pizza?  Pickup-Line Panda

Damn girl, you thick as hell What chu been snackin on?

Damn girl, you thick as hell  What chu been snackin on?  Pickup-Line Panda
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